Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Hitchhiker's guide to the future!

Welcome the human from the past!

Nice to meet you in our Earth's capital. I guess you are really excited and want to see more. But keep calm and take a cup of sea or fresh water. Don't worry, you can drink each of them...

Now, I think you want to see your relatives. It is quite easy, so you even don't have to remember your DNA code. Just go to the nearest building looks like a phone-box from the past and tap your thinger on it. Eventually, you will see all existed information about yourself and your relatives. This "phone box" which we call simply "Toxes" are technologies, which gives you opportunities to teleport, call the police and, for example, treat your simple diseases like an arm-broken or a cancer.

If you want to teleport, be more attentive in choosing of your arriving point. Sometimes the names of the cities in the Earth match to the Mars ones.

Till you come to your family, buy some souvenirs for them. It will help your relatives to distinguish you from robots. Because machines don't understand this. Scientists were trying to program the importance of this act for about 10 years, but they fault. Robots can't get, why one man gives a thing to another man and receiver hide it in his house and never remember about this...

Anyway, you stay alone and don't know where to go. Don't worry, you can set your brain to the our global telepathy mass media named "The voice of the Earth". Sometimes you can hear there the road to the nearest Tox according to your position. There is so much information in our world, so people's primitive mind can't get all of data. And hence, it should sometimes remove not very important information like the count of the mainlands in the Earth and, of course, the road to the nearest Teleportation Box.

Ok, I hope you will have a good time in the Solar system. Please, don't be scared about falling smoking stubs from the sky.

With best wishes,
Deep Thought








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